One time I was in orchestra & I was poking Chia with my pencil & Dr.Sumrall was like "You shouldn't poke people with pencils." & took it away. I was angry, I liked that pencil & now it was gone. For days, I plotted revenge against him but I only knew of one plan that was fool-proof. "Ready?" "Yup!" said my partner in crime, The Infamous Beanwah, aka Jean. As Dr.Sumrall passed by in the hall way, we ducked started throwing little bits of paper at him. Not as notorious as I wanted it to be, so here is how the story should have gone:
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Somewhere in the U.S. lives a person named Jessie. She is very optimistic & loves blowing stuff up. One day she was running around setting stuff on fire with her flame thrower when all of a sudden The Evil Orchestra Teacher From Beyond The Grave (aka Dr.Sumrall) struck. He took Jessie's flame thrower & started running away like I big ugly running dude. Jessie was so furious that her eyes made her look possessed. She only had one thing in her mind: He must pay.
So Jessie called Jean & they plotted an evil plot that was so evil it had to be called The Evil Plot. When they were done they did one of those mad scientist laugh things for like 20 minutes. It would have lasted longer but they ran out of breath & Jessie started to choke...
The next day the plan went into action. Naru & The Infamous Beanwah hid behind Dr.Sumralls desk & waited. They waited & waited for what seemed like hours & then right when they were about to give up, the door squeaked open like a giant mouse on wheels & in came Dr.Sumrall.
Just as Dr.Sumrall was about to sit down Naru & The Infamous Beanwah jumped out & started throwing cheese at him. Then WHOOSH, BAM, BOOM, SPAZZAM! He started mutating into a giant block of cheese. "On no! I'm cheesy!!" cried Dr.Sumrall just as Jessie & Jean flew off into the semi-dayish night.
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See? Wasn't that story awesome?? I told you that's how it should have gone, so as of now, that's how it went. Sadly enough, I never did get my pencil back. Not a day goes by that I don't think about it being lonely & sad like a sad & lonely pencil....
~NaRu
THE END
Posted by naru31
at 10:10 PM